Hair Hats

Just when I think the internets and the world can't be any weirder.

Hair Hats in the shapes of animals.



Created by Nagi Noda. Wowza.

Passive Aggressive Anger Machine

I want to put this in the staff lounge at my office. I could retire by Fall.

More Spam Please

I mentioned email spam subject line phraseology some time back. I have received two missives today with subject headings that I believe represent the very hight of automatic random computer generated poetry. Or maybe I just like them 'cause if you read 'em right, they could be dirty.

fast and stable in minutes that morning

only continue performing it or shed more calories

I will. I surely will.

iPhone Lust

WANT.

WANT.

WANT.

Actually I really want the 8GB Nokia N95, but I'd happily take an iPhone.

And also, many millions of dollars. And a helper monkey.

A Random Memory

This was one of my favorite songs in Junior High (I'm old)



Read into that what you will.

I still like it. Read into that what you will also.

Gloucster Cheese Rolling

This is pure awesome. I didn't even realize this was a real event, and I would've been doubtful if I hadn't seen it. I'm going to Gloucester and doing this one day. Yes I am. Rolling down a big muddy hill chasing a wheel of cheese? Oh yes. Yes I am.

What a wonderful world...

This is funny, I originally found this link on Laughing Squid, Google News from an alternate world where all problems have been solved:

http://www.fugue.com/pics/goodnews.html

As you read it, hear this:



This is the way life should be...