I've come to believe

This comes from the Facebook thing.

1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size. . .is too large for a man my age. Too large by half.

2. I’ve come to realize that my job. . .is how I make a living

3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving. . .I pretend I'm James Bond. This is a problem

4. I’ve come to realize that I need. . .many Apple products. And maybe some toast.

5. I’ve come that realize that I have lost. . .my shoes. My youthful skin. A pant size I am not embarrassed to say out loud.

6. I’ve come to realize that I hate it when. . .I lose my shoes.

7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk. . .it must be Tuesday

8. I’ve come to realize that money...is something I could use more of.

9. I’ve come to realize that certain people. . .love it when I do my Bea Arthur impersonation

10. I’ve come to realize that I’ll always. . .have time for Bea Arthur

11. I’ve come to realize that my sibling(s). . .is way more talented than I am

12. I’ve come to realize that my mom…can not tell a joke

13. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone. . .sucks

14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning. . .I wanted more sleep

15. I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep. . .I wanted more sleep

16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking. . .I want more sleep

17. I’ve come to realize that my dad. . .is generous

18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook. . .I am thinner

19. I’ve come to realize that today. . .was sunny

20. I’ve come to realize that tonight. . .was dark

21. I’ve come to realize that tomorrow. . .will hopefully be sunny again

22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to. . .become a nun

23. I’ve come to realize that the person mostly likely to repost this is. . .me.

24. I’ve come to realize that life. . .is this thing that gets in the way of my sleep

25. I’ve come to realize that this weekend. . .I shouldv'e slept more

26. I’ve realized the best music to listen to when I am upset. . .is skatepunk recorded by 70 year old men in polka bands

27. I’ve come to realize that my friends. . .must get tired of me

28. I’ve come to realize that this year. . .kind of sucks

29. I’ve come to realize that me exes. . .are still just that. Thank God.

30. I’ve come to realize that maybe I should. . .be more reflective when I do these things. That or sleep more.

31. I’ve come to realize that I love. . .Sleeping. And cake.

32. I’ve come to realize that I don’t understand. . .people that get up early. Or who don't like cake.

33. I’ve come to realize my past. . .stalks me like Elmer Fudd hunting rabbits

34. I’ve come to realize that parties. . .are mostly unpleasant

35. I’ve come to realize that I’m totally terrified. . .of parties. And Republicans. So the Republican Party? REALLY freaks me out.

36. I’ve come to realize that my life. . .needs more cake.