Memeism

Another one of them there question deals from the Facebook thing:

Just for fun

1. What time did you get up this morning?
3:30, 4:18, 4:23, 5:12, 5:30, (hit snooze) 5:35 (hit snooze) 5:40 (snooze again) repeat until 6:15

2. How do you like your steak?
Cooked and eaten

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Breaking 2: Electric Boogaloo

4. What is your favorite TV show
The one that's on right now. Sweet sweet teevee soothes all the pain.

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Hooker, Kansas. It's right between Liberal and Guymon. Or maybe Twickenham, London. 'cause that's fun to say. Twickenham.

6. What did you have for breakfast?
Steak and a donut

7. What is your favorite cuisine?
Lower Mongolian Vegetarian

8. What foods do you dislike?
I dislike it when my chocolate is combined with fruit. This upsets me.

9. Favorite Place to Eat?
555 on Congress St in Portland, ME

10. Favorite dressing?
I like to dress in my bedroom

11. What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Rickshaw

12. What are your favorite clothes?
Pencil skirts. Oh, you mean on me? Pencil skirts

13. Where would you visit if you had the chance?
Metropolis

14. Cup ½ empty or ½ full?
I am not finished drinking it yet

15. Where would you want to retire?
to the boudoir

16. Favorite time of day?
1:30am, unless the anxiety monkeys are around ....

17. Where were you born?
Underneath my mom, as it were

18. What is your favorite sport to watch?
Naked pairs street luge

19. Who do you think will not tag you back?
I know or care not

20. Person you expect to tag you back first?
I shouldn't say

21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?
I shouldn't say

22. Bird watcher?
Eater, actually. Bird Eater.

23. Are you a morning person or a night person?
There are no morning people. Morning people are lying, overcompensating. You, yes you, I am talking to you.

24. Do you have any pets?
Just the anxiety monkeys. My wife has some cats. Oh! And we have a child.

25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share?
I continue to be fascinated by my weird earlobe hairs

26. What did you want to be when you were little?
Alone.

27. What is your best childhood memory?
I think the above answer should settle this question.

28. Are you a cat or dog person?
I am a Krypto person

29. Are you married?
So far ...

30. Always wear your seat belt?
And a helmet. And a hazmat suit. And a re-breather. You never know.

31. Been in a car accident?
Today. No. Not really. Not today. Well, okay, a little one. Really little. Very, very few people died.

32. Any pet peeves?
I have never had a peeve as a pet. I am "anti" domesticated peeves.

33. Favorite Pizza Toppings?
Peanut Butter and Grapefruit.

34. Favorite Flower?
Whole Wheat

35. Favorite ice cream?
All of it. Except if it has nuts or fruit in it. 'cause that is wrong.

36. Favorite fast food restaurant?
That one with the drive thru beer window? That one.

37. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
I was supposed to take a test?

38. From whom did you get your last email?
My imaginary friend.

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
CitiMortgage

40. Do anything spontaneous lately?
I took nap last weekend

41. Like your job?
*hands over ears* lalalalal I can't hear you.

42. Broccoli?
Maybe. What are we doing with the broccoli? What are our intentions? Context is key here.

43. What was your favorite vacation?
Summer Stay-Cation 09. Good times...good good times...

44. Last person you went out to dinner with?
My invisible squad of super-friends

45. What are you listening to right now?
Fans. Lots and lots of fans.

46. What is your favorite color?
Pale Mauve

47. How many tattoos do you have?
Externally?

48. How many are you tagging for this quiz?
Stop bugging me

49.Time:
8:36pm

50. Coffee Drinker?
Actually I could really go for some coffee ice cream right now.