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Sunday, July 5, 2009

I've come to believe

This comes from the Facebook thing.

1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size. . .is too large for a man my age. Too large by half.

2. I’ve come to realize that my job. . .is how I make a living

3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving. . .I pretend I'm James Bond. This is a problem

4. I’ve come to realize that I need. . .many Apple products. And maybe some toast.

5. I’ve come that realize that I have lost. . .my shoes. My youthful skin. A pant size I am not embarrassed to say out loud.

6. I’ve come to realize that I hate it when. . .I lose my shoes.

7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk. . .it must be Tuesday

8. I’ve come to realize that money...is something I could use more of.

9. I’ve come to realize that certain people. . .love it when I do my Bea Arthur impersonation

10. I’ve come to realize that I’ll always. . .have time for Bea Arthur

11. I’ve come to realize that my sibling(s). . .is way more talented than I am

12. I’ve come to realize that my mom…can not tell a joke

13. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone. . .sucks

14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning. . .I wanted more sleep

15. I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep. . .I wanted more sleep

16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking. . .I want more sleep

17. I’ve come to realize that my dad. . .is generous

18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook. . .I am thinner

19. I’ve come to realize that today. . .was sunny

20. I’ve come to realize that tonight. . .was dark

21. I’ve come to realize that tomorrow. . .will hopefully be sunny again

22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to. . .become a nun

23. I’ve come to realize that the person mostly likely to repost this is. . .me.

24. I’ve come to realize that life. . .is this thing that gets in the way of my sleep

25. I’ve come to realize that this weekend. . .I shouldv'e slept more

26. I’ve realized the best music to listen to when I am upset. . .is skatepunk recorded by 70 year old men in polka bands

27. I’ve come to realize that my friends. . .must get tired of me

28. I’ve come to realize that this year. . .kind of sucks

29. I’ve come to realize that me exes. . .are still just that. Thank God.

30. I’ve come to realize that maybe I should. . .be more reflective when I do these things. That or sleep more.

31. I’ve come to realize that I love. . .Sleeping. And cake.

32. I’ve come to realize that I don’t understand. . .people that get up early. Or who don't like cake.

33. I’ve come to realize my past. . .stalks me like Elmer Fudd hunting rabbits

34. I’ve come to realize that parties. . .are mostly unpleasant

35. I’ve come to realize that I’m totally terrified. . .of parties. And Republicans. So the Republican Party? REALLY freaks me out.

36. I’ve come to realize that my life. . .needs more cake.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Spring: an Ode.

Spring is a'borning
the melting snow
revealing new life
and also
on the front porch
the remains
of the Halloween pumpkin
we forgot to throw away
last October

Welcome to your Friday


Which of course begs the question: What Would Wang Chung Do? I like to think they would "GO" :




I get a Wang Chung fetish on Fridays, sometimes.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Johnny Sokko

And now I'm embedding this:



Who wouldn't want a giant flying robot with Egyptian headdress?

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Pilot

I am embedding the pilot episode of the classic ( Yeah, sure, why not?) 60's sci-fi adventure series Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea - Why am I doing this? No reason, just because I can.




I watched this in reruns as a kid, usually the later seasons which were more fantastical in nature, it became like it's Irwin Allen produced cousin Lost in Space - a silly (but fun for a kid) monster of the week show. But this first year is a bit more grounded, a cold war tinged techno thriller with sci fi overtones.

What do you want? I'm a nerd, this is what I do. Over think the set up of semi obscure 60's teevee shows. Plus: "Eleven Days To Zero" can you get a cooler title than that?

Also, I always liked Basehart and Heddison. Sue me.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Internet Blackout

New Zealand's new Copyright Law presumes 'Guilt Upon Accusation' and will Cut Off Internet Connections without a trial. Join the black out protest against it!

http://creativefreedom.org.nz/

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

What Would ROM Spaceknight Do?

Something we should all ask ourselves when the Dire Wraiths are knocking at the door. For more ROM info click on this.

Note: I got this image from Chris Sims Invincible Super Blog - He is way funnier than I am, and you should read his blog if you know what is good for you and you like the comic books. Please don't sue me.