questions:
My roommate and I once:
Captured a live rampaging lion using only rubber bands and a stale Twizzler
Never in my life have I:
Jumped naked out of a low flying airplane into a giant pile of very soft tofu on the White House lawn during a thunderstorm storm while reading a Life magazine from 1954 and singing the Andrews Sisters songbook and swinging liberally from a bottle half filled with sour milk and half filled with Guava nectar.
High school was:
Free
When I’m nervous:
I know I'm still alive
My hair:
Is powerfully and intimidating
When I was 5:
I stole a Tomato.
When I turn my head left:
I see what's on the left side of me. If there is a mirror there, I can also see what's on the right side of me. This is my superpower.
I should be:
Making some stew. Mmmmm stew.
By this time next year:
I will have achieved an additional 365 days of relative failure in many of my endeavours
My favorite aunt is:
A blind one armed domino champion
I have a hard time understanding:
What role the garden slug plays in the universe
You know I like you if:
I lick you on the back of the knee. The left knee, specifically.
My ideal breakfast is:
An Avocado and Glazed Donut and Grapefruit Omelet
If you visit my home town:
Mind the feral children
If you spend the night at my house:
Mind the feral children
The animal I would like to see flying besides birds:
Camels
I shouldn’t have been:
Shorter
Last night I:
Played Naked Neighbourhood Night Ninja
A better name for me would be:
Tien-Phuc McGillicuddy. Sir Von Rippenhoffen Du Bastide. Buck Fluffyliver. Lydia.
I’ve been told I look like:
A really drunk and angry Katie Couric
If I could have any car, it would be:
Breaking down a month after I bought it
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Monday, August 3, 2009
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