I think, if you are a Combat Veteran, you should be exempt from paying taxes. Haven't you done enough?
Sometimes I like to wait to go to the bathroom until I have something really powerful to contribute.
I'm not a cat person. But I have three.
This is funny, although it was probably real painful and scary:
Its not that I don't like my job (I don't) it's that I don't like Working. The whole concept is foul and rude.
My leisure time really interferes with my free time. I may have said that before, but it's still true.
My son is awesome.
So is my wife.
I'm not sure why I am so lucky to have them and they are so unlucky to have me, but what the hell, works out in my favor.
My blog kind of sucks.
I like Ice Cream.
I'm really into reading David Weinberger and thinking about The Tubes (not The Tubes although, y'know, this is always good) but it makes me a little sad because I think I wish I was David Weinberger.
Sometimes I hear people at work talking at work and I think "my god you people are morons" and then I realize they probably do the same thing to me. So basically, my workplace is full of morons.
I wannna buy comics. Waaahhh!!
Someday I want a job that doesn't have anything to do with human poo.
It's good that there is weather.
I like to hang out with my really fat friend, cause he makes me look good.
Dick Gregory approves.
This guy stole my boobs:
I respond a lot to the famous people on Twitter.
And they wisely ignore me.